All animals are persons, not all persons are animals.

A short quiz tonight fellow bloggers, how much of a monkey are you?

- Do you feel like throwing verbal shite on people you can't stand?

- Do you get an irresistible urge to go and meet up with your pack to sit in a circle and consume fermented fruit?

- Do you like to play with other people's hair?

- Do you stand taller and stare when threatened?

- Can you pick up items with your toes?

- Do you sometimes feel like you should have a tail?

And are you lucky enough to have some cat genes as well?

- Can you ignore people so well, they forget about you and leave you alone?

- Did you put 'sleeping' as one of your activities on Facebook?

- Can you go for a cat nap anywhere, anytime?

- Can you, during a said cat nap, answer questions or even hold a conversation?

- Do you play with dangly objects you encounter?

- Do you view other people mostly as a source of food and entertainment?

The more 'yes' answers you got fellow blogger, the closer you are to a perfect balance. Congratulations. Now go away, I need a nap before an outing to consume fermented fruit...