Oh wait. I'm guessing this and that trendy, fashionable, cool magazine called flowery pyjama pants trendy, fashionable, cool and so it's a trendy, fashionable and cool thing to wear. Like the wellies in the winter. Like the leggins last summer.
It's like peoples can't choose what they want to wear any more, they go to the shop and buy full outfits based on what they seen in the trendy magazine, never mind it doesn't suit you at all, it's fashionable so it has to be cool, right?
Wroong!
Not only the street looks like it's filled with escapee H&M dummies, if you are wearing flowery pyjama pants you just seem to be prematurely senile, short denim jackets only look good if there's no rolls of fat flabbing just below them, harem pants are uglier than Ugg boots, gladiator sandals in Scotland? Oh such a great combination of golden leather and purple feet as the weather is Octoberish again and nobody, seriously, nobody looks good in leggins...
Fellow not-magazine-fashion-slaves females. Let's make it known again, that it's trendy to think for yourself, fashionable to wear what you like and cool to like denim and offensive tshirts. For now, how about a new drinking game - go out for an hour and for every pair of pyjama pants encountered on the street - have a shot when back home, being happy wasted - guaranteed.
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