In Scotland 2011 the following seem to have an increasing numbers of followers:
Permanent douschbagism - offloading responsibility for one's life on government, parents, church, school, neighbours, society, a selection of deities, GP, social work, family and if pressed, making all decisions by flipping a coin.
Temporary denial of ageing - dodging responsibility for one's life by almost 24/7 immersion in computer games, role playing games, online shooters, MMORPGs, racing games, poker and/or porn, often with a side order of weed.
Social parasitism - avoiding responsibility for one's life by being a third generation raised exclusively on a selection of benefits, expecting to be taken care of, always, and so claiming a lack of understanding of the word 'responsibility'.
Antisocial parasitism - as above, only with added criminal record.
Aggressive anti-everythingism - feeling overly responsible for something by vehemently opposing something else, to a casual observer, these two 'somethings' are not necessarily in opposition or even have anything in common.
