Monday 25 April 2011

So, if Fb is shite, why are you reading this?

I have been subjected to unusually high rates of social networking related moaning recently. Facebook is shite, Twitter is pointless and who needs them manky social networking accounts anyway? Well. Here's a simple test of whether you need one.

Delete your Facebook account and see how long you can go without getting a twitch to check it. Ha!

If there's no twitch, congratulations, carry on with your life, have fun, take pictures. Getting this uneasy feeling about not having anywhere to share them online? Ha!

No? Ok, chill out, go for a pint, be the last one to know that someone got pregnant/married/dumped because it's been announced online only. Feeling excluded yet? Ha!

If still no, than you clearly don't need a social networking account and, for the love of gods of logic and healthy insanity, just delete your account and stop MOANING ABOUT NETWORKING SITES ON THESE NETWORKING SITES! Please.

I keep a number of friends on Fb at 69. It amuses me. Culling from now on will be based on the moanie points allocated for comments such as "Fb is shite." You have been warned peoples.

That is all.